Ask Human!Kirby

»Humans are weird.«

»You’re not a girl either…«

»You were just ~*~born this way~*~ «

((To further elaborate, my headcanon is that Kirby is technically genderless, as he lacks the proper genitals. So he’s neither male nor female. However, he is considered male. This carries on to human Kirby here.))

»It just got bigger to fit your size.«

»It’s natural.«